Saturday, December 29, 2018

I'll be 43 soon, obviously . . .

The three moments in 2018 where I realized I was becoming middle aged . . .

1) When I realized I could no longer a) pull the car from the garage, b) put said car in N and engage e-brake, c) leave car and reenter garage, d) press button at back of garage closing garage door, and e) sprint the length of garage in time to jump under closing door but elevate my feet above the sensors.